the first three words you see are what you want in life

gelboorus:

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tagged as: text. memes beauty and booty. the holy trio.
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geizler:

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

i’m unlearning french

tagged as: text.
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'female' and 'male' are gendered in exactly the same way as 'man' and 'woman' are 2k14

chutzpadik:

stop misgendering trans ppl’s bodies

tagged as: text.
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panicatthedanetrain:

"what would you do if your boyfriend cheated on you?"

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tagged as: text. violence maybe -/-.
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tagged as: babbling bee. brother mention -/-.
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these gender rolls taste disgusting tagged as: text.
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semiserious:

A masc man will never love you. He’ll only love football and protein powder. 

tagged as: text.
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ironicdavestrider:

Normalize women with penises

Normalize men with vaginas

Normalize intersex people

Normalize singular neutral pronouns

Normalize diversity and crush stereotypes

tagged as: text.
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gyrozeppelifucker:

pros of dating me: 

  • im sweet
  • i will cuddle with you whenever you want
  • my butt looks great all the time
  • love videogames

cons of dating me: 

  • im a meme loving fuck
tagged as: text. loverboy.
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tagged as: photo. meme king.
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joebidenfacts:

Joe Biden sends letters to Congress every week, all in different handwriting, asking that the film “Space Jam” be added to the National Archives.

tagged as: text.
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joebidenfacts:

Joe Biden has eaten at every New England franchise of Dunkin’ Donuts.

tagged as: text. moriah. she will probs end up eating @ every1 in ga.
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look at me nd my dog

i love this dog

tagged as: me. george.
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iminfectionimhuman:

captashley:

dagger-kitsune:

baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA
According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.
Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE
They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE
THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW
some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

oh my god

iminfectionimhuman:

captashley:

dagger-kitsune:

baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA

According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.

Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE

They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE

THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW

some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

oh my god

tagged as: photo.
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